My stars from the Fremantle Herald!!

Following yesterday's rant of all rants found this in paper, not kidding!!

VIRGO (Aug 23-Sept 22)
After having been robbed of your version of how life was meant to go, you are now confronted with pleasures that are above and beyond what you asked for. If your dreams had come true, you would never have gotten to taste this. The miraculous strikes again!

Okay, apart from being slightly freaky (yep, I now am now longer geeky, I am now freaky!) I think maybe bollocks!!